Wednesday, April 13, 2011

What Do You Call Male Dogs?

March 4, 2011
 
Sitting beside me on the couch, my daughter patted our female Boston Terrier and asked me: Mom, if female dogs are called Bitches, then what are male dogs called?

I looked at her and first said: Dogs; then, being my baaad self, I gave in to my temptation: Actually, they're called Assholes.

Big grins and giggles.

Well, what would you have said?

I believe that there's a time and place for everything, including profanity, which you can laugh at. Such as: Winnie the Shit. Hey, he's asking for it, being called "Pooh"!